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the lowest grade

"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don''t think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that''s the lowest grade I''m allowed to give."

最低分

学生:“教授先生,我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”
老师:“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

Real Play

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater''s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."

逼真的戏剧

我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时,要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出,并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后,一名学生写道:“这部戏剧是如此逼真,以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上,从电视上看到的。”

the chemical formula for water

Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?
Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

水的分子式
老师:水的分子式是什么?
花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!
老师:你在说什么?
花瓶:昨天你不是说H to O吗?


Prepare Yourself

A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."


自己做好准备

校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报,上面写着:“妈妈-我所有功课都不及格,被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”
两天以后,他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”



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